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hurricane Jen

This is when a girl gives you a tornado style blowjob so hard she gets blisters on her hands then tears come out of her eyes from gagging, upon providing the payload , the man says “pew pew pew
Dude, it’s my birthday and hurricane Jen hit my house. She’s still crying.
by Happy man man November 23, 2024
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Jens

Jens is your typical Rich kid, his dad has a lot of money.
Can I get some cash daddy? Ofc you can Jens.
by JensErRiiii1k May 11, 2017
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Jens

A very athletic, witty teenager, who attracts a lot of pretty girls. Jens is intelligent and has never lost a debate his entire life; an absolute gentleman. He doesn't give a crap of what people think about him and is usually really tall, or really short - no in-between. He may seem chill and cool on the outside, but on the inside, he's depressed and has poor mental health. He teases as a way of flirting and rizzes up the gorgeous raven-haired girls. BRO'S GOT W RIZZ FOR REAL.
Oh Jens...Depression is just a phase...
by ThatGigaChad November 2, 2023
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Jens

A sweet, funny, caring person who's loved by everyone. He's also very handsome and sexy. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him. He happens to be very horny, just like his girlfriend, loves sex and he's really good at it. But his weener is salty. Hes a good friend, always there for people and listens and talks to you when you need it. Anyone that has a Jens is quite lucky. Jens is truly a wonder.
I just sucked Jens weener, it's salty.
by yourmilfmom96420 November 23, 2021
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Jens

Big man that will beat u up if you dont give him fourre koekjes
bro that Jens is gonna beat me up if i don't give him fourre koekjes
by bigboy34332 June 22, 2022
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Jens

More than awesome! Very hairy most of the time but attractive as fuck.

Trained body and a face carved by god.
Girl1: Who is this sexy, hairy and awesome sexbomb?

Girl2: Ohhh, it has to be Jens !
by Klarasims January 2, 2017
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Jens

Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs
That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.
by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023
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