jacob cisneros

a badass motha fucka who has game and a wierd sence of humor with a little charm.

hey did u see dat foul he's a jacob cisneros

by pompodour January 20, 2009

Jacob

a very toxic boi usually spends his time flaming kids in minecraft, roblox, VR CHAT, or any other game that is popular with kids.

sigh, we got a jacob here.

by xminecraft/robloxexpertXx January 14, 2018

Jacob The Prophet

aka Jacob Lohr is a Business Owner/Actor/Rapper/Fragrance and Clothing designer who is considered by many as the best white battle rapper ever next to Eminem. He emerges from Ozark,Mo and Tulsa, Ok. He's scored points by staying true to his race and own clothing style and slang. He gained a major popularity in the North Side Tulsa Projects as he became a regular on the hip-hop battle scene and earned his respect in the streets for being honest and creative to make himself accepted in the Urban Black community. His material is clearly never pre-written and his ability to remember word for word what his opponents say about him became a known part of his skill. The Tulsa Hip Hop Shop is always packed when he is scheduled to battle against rival emcees. People come just to hear his flow and hardcore lines. Jacob is the best friend of Actor, Rapper, Model Sam Sarpong. Jacob is going to be working in 6 up and comming films. As of November 1,2010 he has started work with his group the Mid West Boyz on their debut album wich has appearances from Nick Cannon, Nappy Roots, Field Mob, Marcus., ciara, and tech 9 to name a few. When completed they will set off on a national tour to promote the Album. Jacob owns his own indie label with distribution through Nick Cannons label.

" I never gave a fuck what black America thought of me. I just wanted to rap. My mentality is like this...I am harder than you and I have been through more than you. You're not going to get the best of me, yet alone beat me" Jacob The Prophet on his career and battles

by HipHopRadioNYC November 29, 2010

Andrew Jacoby

Preppy kid from Wilton, goes to SLS and plays baseball. He's one of the biggest bamf's in the whole world and he pwns at life. He is really preppy and enjoys wearing pastel colored pants and popping his collar on a daily basis. On mondays thru fridays you can find mr jacoby sitting promptly at his desk and studying like an absolute scholar. On the occasion he gives you a d.i.l.l.g.a.f which is upsetting, yet allowed because he is king of the globe. On the weekends you can find jacoby at club arcadia, or shaving innocent hampsters to make his next fur coat.
He's been arrested 4 times, and gas gotten like 6 speeding tickets. He is the epitomy of a gangsta prep with a semi-jockness added to his baller soul.
If you ever have the experiance to meet this individial, bring two things: a camera, and a baseball bat, for when things get frisky.

Me: Sarah did you see andrew jacoby today...he looks like a peach
Sarah: I know but he is still pretty bamf

by HotThang10101010 January 11, 2009

Pulling A Jacob

the player in a game of Call of Duty Black Ops Nazi Zombies with the most downs

Ryan, Steven and I were playing Zombies last night and steven was Pulling a Jacob with 35 downs in a single game.

by red ryan March 1, 2011

Jacob Black

A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.

Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob.

Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?

Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.

Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?

by MatthewsCullen January 31, 2010

Jacob's ass

The area between the driver and passenger seat.

Guy X: Where's the swisher?

Guy Y: It fell in there.

Guy X: Where?

Guy Y: You know--over there with the thing and stuff.

Guy X: Jacob's ass?

Guy Y: Jacob's ass!

Guy X: Jacob's ass! (retrieves the swisher)

by Gyppeh September 13, 2009