That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.
Jacob is not snipped
by C's hqhdhdbhd November 13, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon
by Kamiya king February 4, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.
by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.
by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013
Get the Jacobmug. A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.
by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.