fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.
Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang
by IHookitUpfat October 10, 2017
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The Devils Clutch

When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch
by jmp definition June 06, 2022
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Clutch gear

(Verb) An awesome find. Unique (Usually sarcastic)
I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!
by Jeanbean January 08, 2018
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Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."
by Clutchpipekilla September 04, 2014
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Clutch Magee

A phrase that someone gives themselves when they want people to think they aren't just fluking their way through a task.
"They call me Clutch Magee!"
"Dude, nobody calls you that."
by ebucu June 10, 2020
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Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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