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horned honey

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.
While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.
by SkippyD March 8, 2019
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On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018
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honey munchkin

1. What a freshman calls an upperclassman when he/she tries to hit on him/her.
2. A name that pisses a girl off
1. You scared me honey munchkin! Don't do that ever again Iris... See you during lunch :)
2. "What's up Iris the honey munchkin?" "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" "I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again honey munchkin."
by ddawg0926 April 24, 2017
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honey bags

A Honey Bag is a female who is the pinnacle of attractivity.

10.1/10
Where the Honey Bags at?
by The Arian Dream July 6, 2017
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honey sister

When someone is a closet lesbian this is what they refer to their secret lover or "friend" as.
"Hey everyone this is Jessica, we are like sisters!" Jessica: "Yea, we are totally honey sisters."
by ButtMuffeen November 1, 2017
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Honey trench

"You gonna tap that, bro?"
"I'm diving to the bottom of her honey trench!"
by Mommyslittlemonster0915 March 1, 2018
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