Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

HILLBILLY TRUST FUND

A man with a job who a single mother shacks up with to provide for her children and family.

Hey Leonard, quit your job! I just met a hillbilly trust fund!

by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025

Hillbilly Skydiving

When an individual gets extremely drunk, lays on their back and experiences that falling sensation.

Jared - "How drunk are you trying to get tonight?"
Aaron - "End goal is Hillbilly Skydiving!"

by medium-chungus August 23, 2025

Hillbilly bathtub

When you have a tub of bath water used by unknown multiple people for a sexual encounter.

Bending her over the side of the tub and while she slips and splashes trying to get out of the water you continue to drill her from behind. She's just been bathed in a Hillbilly Bathtub.

by LHCPITBULL August 30, 2025

Hillbilly Condo

Hillbilly Condo is where money is king. The Board goes for the cheapest solution in everything.

The Board replaced outside plants with plastic flowers. So Hillbilly Condo!

by SeaCrone October 12, 2025

The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.

Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.

by Mightbeshortbutsureisskinny102 October 17, 2025