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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal September 3, 2015
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Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.
by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021
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Handy

1. A hand job
2. German/European word for a cellphone
He girl, can u give me a handy?
OR
I have to call my mother, can I use your Handy?
by Plutonium YT September 12, 2019
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Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.
You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.
by Riot Craig December 18, 2020
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van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
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Handy jacked

I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.
by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021
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Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
by Nessachuu June 24, 2016
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