Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.

Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.

by anonymous December 5, 2024

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Handy

To give someone a handjob.

Yeah man, he gave me a awesome handy!

by 1sus2person3 September 19, 2025

Handy

Someone being bad at something

Your such a handy at basketball

by Eseews September 27, 2025

handy

A slang term of German origin, meaning "cellphone"

I always keep my handy close by; it’s my lifeline to the world and helps me stay connected on the go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Handy

That one friend who’s somehow sweet, hilarious, and insanely adorable all at once. He walks into any room and instantly becomes the main character. well-dressed, charming, and a gamer with a personality you can’t ignore. Handy is the best hype man you could ask for, a natural comedian, and absolutely incapable of filtering his thoughts. He’ll say something so unhinged you start questioning the entire fu— and then immediately remember it’s exactly why he’s the most lovable menace you know. Beyond the chaos, he’s incredibly talented, smart, passionate, and dedicated. One of those people who seems to shine in everything he does. You can’t predict him, can’t stay annoyed at him, and honestly wouldn’t want him any other way.

oh that's that cool guy Handy. Handolin Mandolin

by ethernetsangel December 1, 2025