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and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.
the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.
his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.
Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.
the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.
his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.
Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
Saranyan: Haven't heard of shmear in a while.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
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A group of funked up gangstars that was formed by a ravaging alcoholic who walks around in his boxies, attempting to ravage other members of the group, the group consists of:
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Beatmasta Fly
Funky Fresh Kid
The Probot
MC Jiggy Y
The Big Motherfunka
And is fully endorsed by Rapmasta Dan
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