Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory

by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

Set Adrift on Memory Bliss

Gettin lost in some good memories

Also a song by P.M. Dawn

Jimmothy: Yo? You listenin’?
Jimmothy JR: Nah, I’m Set Adrift on Memory Bliss, my bad dawg
Jimmothy: It’s all good

by Den322 July 22, 2023

Jenny's memory

When a woman defecates while masturbating on the toilet and squirts

She thought about riding her ex husband's mustache and squirted while shitting. It's all in Jenny's memory

by Grunewald66 April 5, 2025

Dory Memory

When someone has the same memory as dory from finding Nemo. These people are generally a little less intelligent than average. Even the most important type of information is forgotten in seconds.

Oh no did Lizanne forget again? She has such a dory memory.

by Somerandomkid123455 February 17, 2021

Memorial day

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for mourning the U.S. military personnel who have died while serving in the United States armed forces. It is observed on the last Monday of May at national cemeteries, by placing flowers and American flags on graves of military personnel. By the late 1800s, many more cities and communities observed Memorial Day, and several states had declared it a legal holiday. After World War I, it became an occasion for honoring those who died in all of America's wars and was then more widely established as a national holiday throughout the United States.

Dude, we honor soldiers on memorial day.

by Qi_87 May 31, 2022

stray memory

false memory created by strands / parts of old memories.

— hey remember that time i asked out natalie?
- - uhh that never happened?
— oh well. must’ve been a stray memory

by xy.k March 17, 2025

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.

Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.

by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022