Joseph Grant

my hubby 43va💕

joseph grant is my cupcake🧁

by amazetutu June 21, 2019

derek grant

Drummer for the Alkaline Trio, and formerly for the Suicide Machines. Looked like an emo kid, but changed his image to fit in with the Alkaline Trio, who think they're vampires or something.

"Derek Grant changed his emo kid-look, which is uncool. Changing to fit in is stupid. Poor, confused Derek. Someone should hit him."

by The Alkaline Cyber Skank January 2, 2004

Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure

I'm going knocking a grant out

by S13rev February 5, 2023

Crack Head Grant

Some dude that is obsessed with doing drugs and going to parties. He is very adept at getting kicked in the groin and making an all around general fool of himself.

Dude, did you see Crack Head Grant at that party?
Yeah, he was so fucked up!

by thothra March 31, 2009

General Grant

Another word for the cannabis plant used by Australia, America, Canada, and any other country that may produce the substance of marijuana.

Man: Hay man have you got that general grant I was looking for?
Drug Dealer: Yeah man.

by Weeddealerzz November 27, 2012

Dylan Grant

Definition of Perfect. He knocks girls off their feet with one glance, & makes you fall right at "hello." Once you meet this kid, you'll never want to loose him. He WILL become the oxygen you use to breathe. He's the most down to earth guy you'll ever come across in life. He has the cutest smile & always compliments the ones that mean most to him. He's just your all around perfect guy. <3

There's no one comparable to Dylan Grant.

by swinqyourhipsx3 October 18, 2012

Grants, New Mexico

A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.

Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.

Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"

Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."

Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"

by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011