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by Cactii November 13, 2018
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by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018
Get the Flex tape mug.Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.
Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.
by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019
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Get the huge flex mug.by Rift Joos May 29, 2016
Get the pussy flex mug.1) when a man performs a gay action on another man0
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
by Littlereddevil25 July 5, 2004
Get the Batti flex mug.Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.
Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced
by unclebustter May 18, 2006
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