Facebook Fairy

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.

Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?

by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009

fairy blunt

a blunt rolled with both weed and mushroom dust
or you could just roll up all mushroom dust, or course it has to be psilocybin mushrooms

im trippin off that fairy blunt

by dude im not you May 6, 2006

fairy🧚 ♀️

A lifestyle where you write a toxic comment and add emojis to make the comment more toxic, more like a roast.

🌞🌷🌟 Your skin reminds me of the sun ☀️🥵😌 but replace the un with hit 🧚 ♀️❤️✨ = fairy🧚 ♀️

by toxic kid🌹✨💐 May 14, 2020

Fairy piss

Any fruity, or sweet tasting alcoholic beverage. Usually one that chicks drink but can sometimes be consumed by fruity guys.

Jeff:Hey bro, what's that you're drinkin'?
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.

by gnarLEE January 12, 2009

Blow Job Fairy

A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.

Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!

by KikiDee August 22, 2010

Weed Fairy

When you think that your weed stash is empty and you're completely dry... Until you find a nug, .5, gram or more in your pocket or any other random place. That is because you were visited by the weed fairy! (or you found weed that you put away the night before because you were high and forgot you still had it)

"Hey guy, wanna do some bong hits with this weed I got from the Weed Fairy?"

by StonedCJane August 1, 2012

lawn fairy

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.

Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.


Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009