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Dew Fairy

A term that can basically be used to describe anyone. Most commonly it is associated with homosexual men or men wearing strange clothing, though this way is not always an insult, simply an observation. It is very rarely associated with women, despite actual Dew Fairies being female. Anyone prancing about or dancing can easily be called a Dew Fairy. It is an insult but not exactly a serious one.

Other words that are associated with this are:
Doo Fairy (As in feces)
'Doo Fairy (As in Scooby Doo)
Do Fairy (As in doing things)
'Do Fairy (As in Hairdo)
Due Fairy (As in being due)

The nice thing about this insult is that it can be translated to any of the others without the person knowing, so an insult can be transferred into a compliment should your boss accidentally overhear you calling him a Doo Fairy or Dew Fairy. Simply switch to Do Fairy, and explain that you were simply saying he does a good job at doing his work, etc.

This insult is otherwise seen in the eyes of the beholder and can be translated however you'd like.
That guy is such a Dew Fairy. Just look at how he walks.
by Cailism September 20, 2010
mugGet the Dew Fairymug.

firefly fairy

The firefly fairy frees fireflies from jars, and leaves a coin in their place.
I caught a firefly and put it in a jar, but the firefly fairy let it go. She gave me a quarter, though.
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
mugGet the firefly fairymug.

Fairy godfather

Did you see that geezer Joe? What a fairy godfather!
by Sniper770 June 24, 2016
mugGet the Fairy godfathermug.

dairy fairy

a gay person who likes to look at girls boobs because there are either huge or just entertaining.

dairy because milk comes out of a girls boob when they have a baby and fairy because its a gay guy.
in honor of cooper
person 1" what are you looking at?"
person 2" her big boobs"
person 1"but your gay"
person 2" so?"
person 1" your a dairy fairy"
by miss violet October 29, 2006
mugGet the dairy fairymug.

Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.
It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!
by Dan Brew August 13, 2006
mugGet the Fecial Fairiesmug.

Lawn Fairies

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns
by jon the baptist May 10, 2008
mugGet the Lawn Fairiesmug.

Fairy Shit

Usually used as a term to define the mindset of someone (usually a simpleton) who insists that everyone should live in a magical fairy tale world where everyone shares tofu and sugar free snacks and reads fairy tales to each other. The term is also used to define someone who believes that the big bad wolf will get them if they don't ban all non G rated movies.
Good God, if I ever have to listen to her fairy shit banter about why we should ban dodge ball, I'm going to hang myself by my spinal cord.
by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 14, 2009
mugGet the Fairy Shitmug.

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