The word Fecalchameleon has 2 meanings. One of which is used more than the other. Fecalchameleon. N. 1. An insult which technically tells the person that they look like shit, yet it can also be used to tell someone that they are being a little shit. 2. A shitty looking lizard. Synonyms- Shitlizard, CrapIguana
1. Brendan called my house today asking if I wanted to hang out, so I called him a "fecalchameleon" and hung up.
2. The Geico Gecko is such a little fecalchameleon (shitlizard).
2. The Geico Gecko is such a little fecalchameleon (shitlizard).
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Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--
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Get the Fecal Fountain mug.The act of defecating into a food bag, freezing contents and using frozen faeces as a stimulating sex object for the sphincter and beyond. Also known as poo plugging or hypoturdslammimg. Popular in Turdistan and similar backward eaters.
Not recommended in hot climates and unsuitable to reheat to re eat.
This act can be performed solo, or in group formations. Extra care must be taken when warming occurs as floor spotting may be slippery.
Variations of this act have been known to take place on every incontinent in the world.
Turd world countries are extremely susceptible to acts known as poonani pressing. This act is performed to tighten vaginal cavities on older poober divers.
Not recommended in hot climates and unsuitable to reheat to re eat.
This act can be performed solo, or in group formations. Extra care must be taken when warming occurs as floor spotting may be slippery.
Variations of this act have been known to take place on every incontinent in the world.
Turd world countries are extremely susceptible to acts known as poonani pressing. This act is performed to tighten vaginal cavities on older poober divers.
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I have something new for you to try.I know you love to recycle and this is is how to recycle waste products in a ozone friendly and green/brown way. It reduces your carbon footprint and reduces the risk of anorexia nevosa by butt chugging guiness flavturd posicles. helping you to keep cool at the pool.
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I have something new for you to try.I know you love to recycle and this is is how to recycle waste products in a ozone friendly and green/brown way. It reduces your carbon footprint and reduces the risk of anorexia nevosa by butt chugging guiness flavturd posicles. helping you to keep cool at the pool.
"You only get an OOOOOOOH with a fresh frozen poo!"
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