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Phonebook dumping

Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
by fizzyfizzz@yahoo.com January 4, 2012
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Mad Dumper

Revived from the year 2004.. In 2016 there was yet another mad dumper.. Shitting in the stalls clearly on the floor for everyone to see! Though he was never thwarted, we fear the day he shits again, once again.. Answering the age old question as to why corn sticks to our doo-doo.
Student: Uh.. Ms. Barben! The mad dumper is back again! There more corn filled poo on the floor!

Ms. Barben: God dammit, I'm trying to teach World History and this fucker is taking shits on the floor..!
by BluntsMcGee May 13, 2016
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Big Dumper

Noun: Someone who takes a really huge shit and does not flush it so that others may admire it.
Adjective: A really big shit.
Big dumper just dumped a five pounder.
by KittyPooper March 19, 2018
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After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest
Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags
by Team Nave October 21, 2011
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.
"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."
by Va-JJ January 13, 2014
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Serve a dummie

selling to a person who doesn’t good prices
by Cmoney3x February 4, 2018
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Dumbie

Someone who is dumb; an unsmart being.
Quit being a dumbie
by Rudo March 29, 2003
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