Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
Get the Desert Cavemanmug. by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
Get the High Desert Middle Schoolmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>In THe Deserts Of Sand diego<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other
When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.
by Arugulae December 26, 2014
Get the Desert island relationshipmug. Desert View Elementary is the worst school in New Mexico And I suggest u to not put ur kid in that school.
by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019
Get the Desert View Elementarymug. Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.
by Buckeye1721 December 14, 2024
Get the Man Desertmug. I wonder when sickly foal from brown desert will post more photos on Instagram , it feels like it’s been forever
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021
Get the Sickly foal from brown desertmug.