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Deckered

Deckered is where you are being molested by a cat and meowing at the top of your voice.
"Last night I got deckered well bad"
by BattyCrease3000 January 2, 2017
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
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Becker Decker

Having sex while watch reruns of old tv shows. Such as Cheers, Becker, Threes Company, Frasier, or anything pre-2000's.
I usually have a becker decker while watching nick at night.
by Darkestkiss September 13, 2013
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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family
carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.
by stopcheatingcarlos November 4, 2017
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Galveston double decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
There is nothing Gay about a Galveston Double Decker

“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
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double fender decker

when you earn 10 bucks, so you try to double it for 20, but then someone robs you by hiding your earned money in an electric guitar.
Person 1: Hey, I’m pretty sure my money got stolen last Tuesday by that guy with the fender guitar

Person 2: Someone probably pulled a double fender decker on you then….
by imfrom2014 February 3, 2022
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