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David

He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.
person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
by marioman04 November 14, 2019
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David

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed
I will clap you with david
by Thebigboid October 3, 2018
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Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
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David

An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.
by Flickr mate January 4, 2020
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David

David is an idiot.
"Look at David! What an idiot!"
by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020
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David

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019
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David

David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person
David is amazing i will never let him go
by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020
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