connectionitis

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

collectively conscious

an idea that, because of ancestral similarities and instinct, people generally agree with.

Although Dick and I are on opposite sides of the political spectrum, we both agree, by collective consciousness (collectively conscious), that killing is wrong.

by we'reallfromthesamelucy August 18, 2009

collective blogging

A social experiment conducted my MumbleAbout.com where the community contributes to a blog or news site.

I want to start a blog. What do you think?

Don't be a dumb ass! Why would you start your own? You can blog on MumbleAbout and win a ton of shit and do the collective blogging thing. Nobody wants to read about your lame-ass model trains anyhow.

by designzone December 2, 2011

collective of idiots

Colloquially known as society.

Society is a collective of idiots.

by noper64 March 6, 2016

Connecticut

Connecticut the state that highly depends on there south west portion of the state. 2/3 of the state is extremely rich when half of them don't actually know there rich. And every dad drives a fast BMW Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche. No matter what car anyone drives they drive aggressively fast. And there actually very smart people. Everyone who owns a house elsewhere is in Stratton, Okemo, or bromly (which is in southern Vermont).

Dude, do you want to come skiing with me in Maine, I think Maine is like 5.38 hours away from Darien Connecticut but you can come to my "House" in Okemo.
(I am from CT )

by Follow Ct_speaders on insta August 18, 2016

connecticut kids

CT kids are pretty stuck up, especially in new canaan, you have to like laccrosse or football for guys, and for girls you need to like AND fit into brandy melville clothing.

wow connecticut kids are so annoying
- I KNOW RIGHT WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING SHORTS AND VINEYARD VINES

by linctavia June 11, 2016

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016