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Chicago Ridge

A town right next to Oak Lawn, in Cook County, with Arabs, Blacks, White Trash, and Normal Whites. The Arabs live on the north-east side of the train tracks all the way from 105th to 103rd in the apartments. Across the street from Chicago Ridge is Dunkin Donuts on 103rd and Central which is where most the Arabs from 99th-111th (exception some 96th) street hang out with the exception of a few whites and mexicans. Dunkin Donuts is the main hangout area of the 103rds. 95s also say they claim this area but really dont.

From 111th-106th between Ridgeland and Central is mainly where the Normal whites/white trash live. Closer to the mall and train tracks you find white trash who just sit and smoke weed all day by jumps. The blacks live in the area on the west side of Ridgeland in the apartments.
Did you hear the Arab vs Black beef in Chicago Ridge?

Yes I did.
by mikehuntx December 6, 2019
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Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!
Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow
by Your own Nan April 26, 2017
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chicago brownie

A deep dish poop. All your friends gather to defecate in a deep dish pizza pan, then cook and eat the contents.
Hey dude! You coming over tonight? We are gonna do a chicago brownie!
by popppppppppppppppppppppp May 26, 2021
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Chicago lightning

Dated american slang phrase to refer to bullets or gunfire.
"Thanks, friend; but you're wasting your time. You better warn Crocker. If that louse makes a play for me, he'll get hit with Chicago lightning!" from the book The hard-boiled omnibus (1952) by Joseph Thompson Shaw.
by FalcoMeyster January 22, 2023
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Chicago Thighs

Toned, slender thighs from wandering the streets of Chicago
by plkw1979 July 8, 2015
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Chicago Graffiti

n., v.
The act of, when an upper decker is rendered impractical or impossible (e.g. when said toilet has no water tank), taking a dump on the toilet seat.
noun: Dude! I just laid a Chicago Graffiti in the hotel bathroom.
verb: I Chicago Graffiti'd all over that seat!
by ChiGuy75 May 31, 2010
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Chicago Cubs

A MLB team that has not won a World Series since 1908. Their last appearance was in 1945 against the Detroit Tigers. Billy Goat Tavern owner, Billy Slanis famously brought his billy goat to Game 4 of this series, and was asked to leave because the pet goat's foul odor was bothering fans. He said, "Them Cubs, they ain't gonna win no more". The Cubs went on to lose that series and have never since appeared in another World Series, a phenomenon known as "the Curse of the Billy Goat".

Consequently it was foretold in a 1989 movie, Back to the Future II, that the Cubs would end their 107 year championship drought, the longest ever in professional sports history, in 2015. Marty McFly, played by actor Michael J. Fox, travels in time in a DeLorean from 1985 to 2015 to find out that the Chicago Cubs have won the World Series for the first time since 1908. As of writing this definition, the 2015 Chicago Cubs have since defeated the Pirates in the NL Wild Card, and the St. Louis Cardinals in the NLDS (making this the first time they have ever clinched a playoff series at Wrigley Field). They will begin the NLCS against the New York Mets tomorrow at 8:07, giving the 2015 Chicago Cubs a chance at fulfilling this bizarre and eerie prophecy. It should be noted that the Mets are 0-7 against the Cubs this regular season.
The 2015 Chicago Cubs have a chance to prove the Back to the Future prophecy is correct.
by Doc Brown and Marty McFly December 8, 2015
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