When someone tries their upmost to aviod paying their share of a check, usually in a restaurant. The check dodger is typically someone who lives their life at the height of frugality and will aviod paying their full share, or in some extreme cases, no share at all. Techniques include colourful excuses, agressive denial or the infamous 'dine n' dash'
(Brian Gaffney has not paid his share of the check in a Mexican Restaurant, he as run to the restrooms so that the other diners do not notice, and therefore, pay for his share)
Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!
(Brian Returns)
Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?
(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)
Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck
(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)
Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!
(Brian Returns)
Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?
(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)
Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck
(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)
by R.R. Toillet Gee July 09, 2010
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by Dan "Two Scoops" Garcia October 23, 2003
The act of checking a man's masculinity by crying out "MAN CHECK!" then immediately kicking the questioned man's ball sack. If asked why such an act was done, one responds "I found his lack of faith disturbing."
Tim: "Lisa really hasn't called me lately. I hope our relationship isn't in jeopardy"
Tom A: "MAN CHECK!!"
*swack!*
Tim: "What the hell man?!!"
Tom A: "I found your lack of faith disturbing. Grow a pair."
Tom A: "MAN CHECK!!"
*swack!*
Tim: "What the hell man?!!"
Tom A: "I found your lack of faith disturbing. Grow a pair."
by Tom Asher May 31, 2008
Gangsta way to correct someone. Gangsta check.
to put someone in place after trying to get out on you.
to put someone in place after trying to get out on you.
by Antonio Porterfield April 01, 2008
the act of poking someone in th butt, clothed or naked. The pokwe must be as close to the asshole as possible
by Molly August 26, 2004
First stated at E3 2017 within a comedy sketch; this phrase serves as a catch all for "hey, look at this".
by Krythic June 12, 2017