Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

115 charges

A term used by bitter rivals of Manchester City, the best football club to ever exist. They use this term as a desperate attempt to discredit one of the best teams ever play the game, even going as far as to winning a treble in the 22/23 season.

Manchester City fan: We just won the premier league for the 4th time in a row we are the best!
Bitter rival: Yeah but you have 115 charges
Manchester City fan: And you have 0 bitches

by OllieMCI February 9, 2024

charge it

Another way of saying don’t worry

I broke my leg

Charge it ur alive g

by Official Chunkz November 9, 2022

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.

Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

won't charge

When something is not charging.

My iPad won't charge.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

Chavalry Charge

The monthly scramble to the corner shop by teen mums to exchange milk tokens for vapes and rolling paprs ,

Going to be late this morning having to avoid the Chavalry charge at 9.15 am after the school run !

by p51mustang May 2, 2025

Charge it

Taking something from somebody and making them pay to get it back or use it. To openly steal or gank something that you want that someone else has.

Chip grabbed Tim's new hat off his head, wielding it in Tim's face and yelled "I'm gonna charge it".

by Oldschool512 February 29, 2020