The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

humorous and juvenile blunder

A funny mistake.

X: The other day I spilled coffee all over myself. What a humorous and juvenile blunder!

by Eli Psis November 23, 2021

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

Bullying Dole Bludger

A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.

This type of person is not an advocate for welfare policy - they are a bullying dole bludger.

by WhyNotGetAJob December 10, 2022

Betty Ann Bunger

A loving mother and devoted homemaker, she still found time to be an active member of the garden club, to hook rugs with her Wilton friends "The Happy Hookers", to volunteer at the Norwalk Hospital Thrift Store, work in a local curio shop and to practice ballet into her 80's.
She will be remembered by those that knew her for her sharp wit, no nonsense attitude, wonderful sense of humor and hosting large family gatherings at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Oh man I want to be Betty Ann Bunger

Oh yeah, the happy hooker?

by Robert. Floor December 21, 2023

big blendo blunder

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.

I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024