an endearing term used for ones loving female significant other, similar to sweetie, babe, honey etc. however "muffin bear" also refers to the female's high attractiveness and very tight vaginal canal. She also pays half the bills.
the word "awesome" can be used conjunctionally with the phrase: "i was mauled by a muffin bear"
the word "awesome" can be used conjunctionally with the phrase: "i was mauled by a muffin bear"
:Example:
Chris: Muffin Bear, you're one sexy lover!
Sarah: mmm, i rode you so hard, here is my 1/2 of the rent.
Chris: Muffin Bear, you're one sexy lover!
Sarah: mmm, i rode you so hard, here is my 1/2 of the rent.
by godisimaginary June 5, 2010
Get the Muffin Bear mug.A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.
Do you have a scrotum beard?
Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016
Get the scrotum beard mug.A vicious creature that attacks under sea campers. A sea Bear is drawn to many things, which include wearing a sunbrarow in a funny way, eating cubed cheese, playing the clarinet badly, and dancing badly. The only known defense to a Sea Bear attack is a Sea Bear circle. NOT AN OVAL! don't run, walk limp, or skip away, or it will charge.
by Shankomatic June 28, 2009
Get the Sea Bear mug.A term of endearment between two black bears; not to be confused with the derogatory phrase nigger bear, that shit's just cold. Specific to black bears comin' up together in da Canadian and/or Rocky Mountain projects.
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Get the bearded clam mug.An alcoholic shooter consisting of:
1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum
A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum
A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
by canadianbacon11 October 28, 2008
Get the Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker mug.When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009
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