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Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt
"My last shit was an ass blaster"
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Finger Blaster Master

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"
by Bigtoesmcgee April 17, 2016
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New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan
James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
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Blaster Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.

Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.
Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.
by kk5dire April 4, 2021
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Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster
by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.
p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."
by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
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