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mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
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Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

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Blade Runner

"The novella began as a story treatment for a proposed film adaptation of Alan E. Nourse's novel The Bladerunner. (Some sources describe Burroughs' work as a closet screenplay.) A later edition published in the 1980s changed the formatting of the title to Blade Runner, a movie.

Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels.

...Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels."

--Wikipedia--
Sushi restaraunt guy: "He says you are blade runner"

Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard): "Tell him I'm eating"
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Razor blade hard on

A razor blade hard on is a person who cuts there self so much they give a razor blade a hard on
Emo kid: I wanna die razor blade hard on
Razor blade: oh yeaaaaaaa I got a hard on
by Jitterbug567 January 24, 2023
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blades

"riding on blades" --> travel by air
by Pseudohippopotamus July 16, 2019
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My Blade Thirsts

My Blade Thirsts, Anu'dor anu'dor
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Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.
Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.
by Wopalong April 8, 2023
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