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kalsum bibi

someone who is severely obsessed with coffee and most definitely NOT serene
AB : HAVE U BRUSHED UR TEETH KALSUM BIBI?
K : NO IM DRINKING COFFEE
by omgy4smin December 24, 2025
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I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.
"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."
by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024
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The Grizzlin' Bibbies

You know what this is, I know what this is. That instance right after eating some super spicy food, something your stomach might unknowingly not know will soon get revenge, something along the lines of a Taco Bell buffet of food thereafter. When your colon is begging you to purge whatever unholy conglomeration of foods your mouth just brought in like an intake of fuel to a carburetor. You guts soon begin to create a distress and a fissure of gas unknown to the periodic table begins to form, the type of bubbling that if you don't rush to the shithouse soon, you will surely excavate through your undies and pants or shorts. No one will look at you the same, whether after OR in the toilet area. It's The Grizzlin' Bibbies.
"Man!... I just got done eating that hot hamburger with fries and brown gravy over everything, it was so good, but now I think my stomach has it out for me... I'm sure I have The Grizzlin' Bibbies dude.."

"Sounds to me like you better hurry to the shitbox before everyone looks at you differently man."

The person then rushes to the bathroom, turbo penguin waddling with an ass clench that would make a Vise jealous.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
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circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
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Pom Pom Sala Bibi Ka Choda

This is said When you are surprised; shocked; think something’s going to result in shock
Sometimes used to describe something that is indescribable otherwise
“The results were completely pom pom sala bibi ka choda”
“Don’t do that! It will be pom pom sala bibi ka choda”
“Bhai question to purai pom pom sala bibi ka choda”
“Khali koira dekh na purai pom pom sala bibi ka choda koira dimu”
by LmaoJenox May 5, 2025
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