New Berlin Illinois

A redneck filled town in Illinois. The life is sucked out of just about everything within a 50 mile radius of this godforsaken trash dump. Only anout .7% of the kids that grow up here make it out, while the other 99.3% stay and find a lovely trailer where they will settle down with their brother or sister and start a family, thus continuing the cycle of inbreeding. The highschool sports are terrible, but all of the hicks love to mingle at the football games. If you get caught saying anything negative about New Berlin sports you better believe an angry mob of hillbillys will hunt you down and force-feed you oversalted pretzels. Most of the townspeoploe are illiterate, so this would not be a wise place to raise your children. If you ever find yourself nearing this neck of the woods turn around and drive away as fast as you can...before it's too late.

This is sometimes considered a vulgar term so use with caution.

Billy: Oh sweet home Alabama, what's that awful stench!?

Cletus: Shucks Billy, that's New Berlin Illinois. We best not go no closer, that hillbilly town's dirtier 'n a rottin possum on the side o' the highway

Billy: Shoot, let's get outtta here!

by nbisnottheplaceforme April 24, 2012

Berginthina

A really big fat obease woman who struts around in really skimpy tight clothes to get attention in night clubs or public places desperately trying to pick up men. She wear's a skimpy bikini at the pool or beach and is at least 50 lbs over weight or higher.
Not a hot chick at all.
Usually white redneck woman, beaner hispanic woman or nigra black woman

Berginthina is a skank and needs to get laid bad with her ass hanging out of her mini and rolls of belly fat showing with her cleavage; usually walks off balance in high heels or platform shoes. She really believes she looks hot but she is really not!

by Ladysensei March 5, 2008

Berjingo

A BERJINGO can be referred to as a hole in the lower part of the body in a male or female. Excluding the belly button, the BERJINGO can be referred to suit any joke whether this to be more suited towards either the frontal or back passage region. In general it is to be assumed to be directed towards the frontal female entrance.

i also have a fetish for putting hamsters up my BERJINGO.

I like to put my fingers in my BERJINGO

by RheaFallows January 19, 2010

Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.

"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

Black Berrynoid

A paranoid state resulting from fear that you have called someone inadvertantly due to a blackberry pocket call, resulting in the recipient of the pocket call hearing your entire conversation.

John: "...so I met her at the club and 15 minutes later I fucked her in my wife's car."

Friend: "Nice, your wife won't suspect a thing."

John: "Shhhhh, let me check my berry, make sure I haven't pocket-dialled her. Cool, berry's still on the home screen..."

Friend: "Dude you're black berrynoid. Lock the keypad."

John: So anyway, I don't even know that girls name but I fucked her..."

by izzy1979 January 22, 2011