I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!

Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"

by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024

when its ready :P

A meme in the Age of History II community when referring to the release date of AOH3.

User: when will aoh2 drop?
Łukasz Jakowski: When its ready :P

by anonymous August 6, 2024

Hot an ready

A gurl who doesn't have STDs or body funk from being came in all day and doesn't require a shower before they enjoy themselfs.

Like how is for play now a day's hold up I got a shower an hide how gross I am 1st. .. BUT HOLD THAT ENERGY ILL B BACK N 45 MINS pretending to b hot an ready!

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos

"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"

by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024