Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.
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Get the bird app mug.Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.
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