A closet freak whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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An Ashley is a horrible joke teller and often kills jokes. Most Ashley's are asians and have huge dino toes. Ashleys often have braces until the are 52
Ashleys like to emphasize text messages by adding as many ; as possible
An Ashley is a horrible joke teller and often kills jokes. Most Ashley's are asians and have huge dino toes. Ashleys often have braces until the are 52
by HKblindlova24 November 26, 2010
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by pomeleo December 17, 2008
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Get the Ashley mug.the "destroyer vagina" aka "slayer of man" was a happy ditz bubbly personality that was lost somewhere in oblivion. it was thought that her destructive power was not anything malicious but purely oblivious naivety and a nagging inner desire to cause strife so as to get attention. although neutral in alignment and with good intention, her capacity to destroy things were catastrophically phenomenal. it was said that "the destructive power was so great, it had defeated the Champion called "Triumph" in the great battle of Vag" 2009~ 2011 A.D. upon hearing the defeat of his brother the Champion called "Wisdom" ran away into hiding. also many evidence suggest that "Maza rah huk'to" "challenger" or Maza rah Heka'se further translated to "challenger from the heavens" had also fell victim to the Ashley's destructive force. most scholars argue her as a entirely mythical creature pointing to the fact that it was once rumored she had been both the demon twin sister of "lilith" from gnostic catholic beliefs and also the evil sister of "Deianira" from greek mythology suggesting that its purely the fictional work of juvenile vandals. her name in native demon tongue is "alehim nak shee'tu" and translates to "the jezebel disguised as ignorance" or "jezebel of oblivion" "Lady destroyer" or "the destroyer lady" eluk shi'te na kul meaning "the one who devours men" and also ha nauk selat vie "doombringer of mankind" ~ i dont hate her anymore. goodbye.
by mstrofobvious February 11, 2014
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by ghgnvkljw February 3, 2010
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Ex 1.
Kayla: Ew do you smell that
Lexa: God Its Ashley she needs a plug up her ass
Ex 2
Bob: that chick is hot
Bill: hah you know thats ashley right
Bob: ahh ew
Kayla: Ew do you smell that
Lexa: God Its Ashley she needs a plug up her ass
Ex 2
Bob: that chick is hot
Bill: hah you know thats ashley right
Bob: ahh ew
by tacosftwbro August 22, 2011
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by a sister that cares January 28, 2011
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