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A dumbass middle school male,who treats girls with disrespect,and says he's smart when he can't calculate 2+2,and is sports obsessid
That guy is an idiot,he must be Andrew.
by RoastQueen April 9, 2018
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An idiot who makes up so many things that you can’t keep track of all the lies that come out of his mouth. Also very unathletic, and probably gay.
Friend 1: that kid is so stupid
Friend 2: yah, he’s such an andrew
by Kleinathan binson January 13, 2020
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Thinks that he is important, but really a peasant. He hates pretty much everyone but females. No one likes him. Andrews also think everything is his. A big asshole, and super weak
Andrew: can I play on MY computer?
Guy: Wait your computer? This is mine! Not yours!
Andrew: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS MINE!!!!!
Andrew: kicks guys dick
Guy: bro you gay! You touch my balls
by Limbyjimmy January 28, 2020
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An Asshole lil'bitch who likes to flirt with anyone and everyone at any given time! He would fuck anything, weither it be a guy, a girl, your cerial, that stop sign down the street!

He is a fuckboy-lil'bitch whore who will fuck over and betray anyone nieve enough to trust his ass!

Oh and btw, NEVER trust an ANDREW, they are treachorous assholes! (Kind of like Onision.🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂)
Girl 1: Hey trish, that guy over there is kind of hot!!

Girl 2:Oh no, girl! Dont go over there Bri! That guy is an Andrew, he is the town fuckboy, hed fuck anyone and anything, and he is a fucking jerk! You can do better!

Girl 1: Oh ok. Thanks for the warning, Trish!
by Chillmemes15 October 17, 2019
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The term "Andrew" is a verb which means "to rip off someone in a fantasy sports trade by convincing the other manager that the proposed trade is extremely fair when, in fact, the proposed trade is anything but fair".
"Dude, did you see how I totally andrewed Adam in that trade? I actually convinced him that Mark Ingram was worth Drew Brees in value!"

"Be careful man, that manager like to andrew people."

"Jeez, he's been andrewing people all season!"
by dannyboy098765 October 20, 2011
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A good friend at first then a douche when it comes to girls, always ditching friends, what you would call a pussy snake. Steals Girlfriends and it overall a douche with a very tiny penis.
Andrews such a great friend *A week later* woow that dick stold my girlfriend what a dick!
by Vegagaga November 29, 2011
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A homosexual faggot, who touches himself at night. Likes to sing Journey when nobodys looking. Takes it in the ass and thinks hes black. Andrews can be considered the next Hitler. Doesnt like jews and shoves sharp objects in their rectum. doesnt like to talk to girls. Andrews tend to shit their pants whenever they either 1. Talk to new people 2. Get excited or 3. Look at furry animals. Normally gets by thinking of old wrinkly old women in thongs. Andrews tend to lick themselves and to finger their anus until they scream. Has massive hair in their ass and they sleep by jerking off to teletubbies. Often get scared by watching lesbians. They need to find jesus.
by Whattttttheeeeufck January 16, 2009
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