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Ashton

Ashton is a girl!
by Deamon dat November 19, 2019
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Ashton

Someone who is absolutely terrified of women
'Why is Ashton hiding?'
'He's scared of women'
by UnknownLifeform - GEAS December 8, 2024
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Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo
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Ashton

He is a big black dude who is very hot everyone likes him girl want to ride his massive cock and balls girls see him and fant and he pulls all the girls
Stacy “have you seen Ashton he is so hot i just want to be riding his dick right now
Julia “I know same”
by Oh ya baby January 21, 2022
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Ashton

a stupid dumb little boy who might murder your entire family.
by Obama prism October 24, 2019
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Ashton Barbour

a bulldog zebra pants mcgee eating grass in her natural habitat very gay and doesnt know anything
by bulldog barbour November 30, 2011
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Ashton

Ashton is ...UGH
an insecure moron who cant take complements
ANNNNNDDDDD THEY HAVE TOO MANY NICE FRIENDS WHO TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY CANT TAKE THE FKN COMPLEMENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ashton must suck cos as ashton, fkn suck.
by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022
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