Grub Aggression

When the grub tastes so good, you can’t hold in your emotions. Similar to cute aggression.

“The sandwich I had was so damn good earlier I had grub aggression”.

by eyksegob April 4, 2024

Adorable Aggression

1. An overwhelming urge to completely destroy or mangle something that is so cute, that it’s pathetic. This feeling is usually triggered by baby animals or objects that tend to be “Smoll”.

The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.

Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.

“OMG bro! Did you see Linda’s Miniature Lahsa Apso Labradoodle Puppies?! I was holding one It was so goddamn cute that my Adorable Aggression kicked in!… I had to put it down before I puked on it and punted it across the yard!”

by Douchey Belushi January 19, 2025

Michael-Aggression

When your friend/acquaintance named Michael says or does something slightly offensive

Yeah my buddy Michael asked to touch Jamal’s afro, it was definitely a Michael-Aggression

by Mr. Petrov February 28, 2026

Eggressive

When the girl wont leave when you are done with her.

I had to get eggressive last night.. she just would not leave

by azebb! August 8, 2025

Attracted to slight Aggression

When someone likes the idea of being shouted at, grabbed or having an overall semi-violent partner can sometimes link to daddy issues or the person having an overall want to be dominated by a masculine and dominant figure

I’m attracted to his slight aggression

Attracted to slight aggression

by Ryyyhugh April 12, 2020