Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 03, 2015

Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.

Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.

by devsecops January 05, 2022

Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's

Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!

by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 22, 2019

cuban fury

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.

Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬

by TheBotches April 04, 2021