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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.
Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"
by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022
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Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.
Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth
by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012
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on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,
DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!
by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014
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Smooth Melasma

Smooth melasma is when the skin on your face or body is extremely discolored and damaged due to sun damage or autoimmune imbalances, including PCOS, endometriosis, and hypothyroidism, which are contributing factors as to why the discolored skin keeps getting darker in color and becoming smoother over time but is still discolored and darker than your original skin tone in appearance.
Smooth Melasma is a skin condition that keeps coming and going only to leave people with discoloration, uneven skin tone, and smooth, textured melasma. It's extremely frustrating and causes people to slip into deep depression; it's their lives and their mental well-being.
by Desert flower May 19, 2024
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Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth
“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)
by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024
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