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your sisters ass

1. a thing you shout during an intense game of bocce to pysch out the other team.
2. something I want to fuck
nothing like your sisters ass in my face, i am going to lick it dry
by DANGALANG January 13, 2008
mugGet the your sisters assmug.

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.
Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.
by MattSav September 23, 2008
mugGet the Shut your ass because you're talking out of itmug.

Ass your

A grandma in a mall called someone an “ass your”. It is s very rude insult to Americans and probably is worse than the word “bitch”.
Your an ass your
by Harry pen July 4, 2018
mugGet the Ass yourmug.

my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.
by 8008s March 1, 2010
mugGet the my dick died can i bury it in your ass?mug.
"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010
mugGet the Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cashmug.

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.
by Jayrod64* November 25, 2016
mugGet the you don't know your ass from a hole in the groundmug.

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."
by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016
mugGet the you don't know your ass from a hole in the groundmug.

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