Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.

by 69_master69 March 19, 2021

Yankee Doodled

When a person tries to mock the United States with a song or name but instead Americans embrace it.

Jim: hey man, did you hear the song "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side" from Farcry 5? It's apparently supposed to make fun of us, but I've just embraced it. Ubisoft really Yankee Doodled this one.

Bob: Yeah I know, but I love the song, I really connect to it.

by KatothePotato June 18, 2021

yankaboo

A non-American who has an unhealthy obsession with American culture.

Sven won't stop inviting me to his Yankaboo cowboy movie parties. He wants to open each party with the Star-Spangled banner but he doesn't even know English.

by Pokebreeder123 June 20, 2021

Yank-Wank

The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.

HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.

This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.

by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021

Yankis

A universal term that can be used in near any context, yet somehow still always gets your point across. Can be used to replace words that you couldn't quite get to the tip of your tongue.

Wow this is a bunch of absolute yankis.

"What did you do last night?" "Oh, ya know, I was just yankin' with the boys."

by Icyflow January 3, 2022