A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .
by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014
Get the penis wizard mug.Electric Wizard are doom band from England. They formed in 1994 and reached their absolute peak with the release of Dopethrone in 2000. Lead guitarist and vocalist Jus Oborn is the only founding member remaining after the departure of Mark Green and Tim Bagshaw in 2003. Electric Wizard are known for their extreme cannabis use. Weed is practically a member of this band.
"i'm hiiiiighhhhh nigga...let me put on some tunes...what do you want?"
"ELECTRIC WIZARD YOU FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN GOTTA ASK YOU FAGGOT?"*bloaw*
"ELECTRIC WIZARD YOU FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN GOTTA ASK YOU FAGGOT?"*bloaw*
by sanfun n sun December 24, 2007
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(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.
by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006
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Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Both: *Instantly Fuck*
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Both: *Instantly Fuck*
by Nicktendo69Lmao March 6, 2022
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Mike: Dude, she's smokin hot. Did you see her profile pic?
Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
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