cheesed

to erect on someone but it comes out chunky

“just cheesed on my prison guards so they’d let me loose”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow May 12, 2022

Cheese

A spontaneous reaction to something haphazard and spectacular. Usually said with a high-pitched accent and prolonged.

Earl: Yo Carl, watch me shoot a full-court shot...
Swish**
Carl: Oh CHEEEEEEEEEESE!
Earl: That was some nice "Cheese"

by Philthy123 November 19, 2012

Cheese

A top of the line male/female that one is interested in. Commonly used in Sunshine Coast, Qld, Australia.

Jake: 'So what do you think about Sophie?'
Marcus: 'She is some quality cheese, congrats.'

by leadbyexample14 March 5, 2013

cheese

the meaning of life; a piece of crap

oh my god look at the size of that cheese!

by afiluaehfiuhaefuilhaefliuheafu June 30, 2009

Cheese

Is when your underwear is really deep in your butt

"Eww what are you doing"
"Digging my cheese"
2"I got cheese."
"Same here Jenny"

by LeRoyalBeauty March 29, 2015

cheese

a ghetto yellow school bus

i rode on the cheese this morning

by your mom 721 May 13, 2005

Cheese

The police, officers of the law.

Im running late because the fucking cheese pulled me over for driving 5 miles over the speed limit!

by Elolo December 7, 2014