Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"
by ehclingo April 30, 2012

When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.
by Daddgadd October 15, 2014

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.
by balls bigger than yours September 4, 2013

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Term coined by the Rocker Hair Stylist to describe his awesome artistic talents relating to rocking newly cut bangs on his clients.
Client: I'm thinking of cutting my bangs.
Rocker Stylist: Well, you're in luck because its WHIMISCAL WHISPY WEDNESDAY!
Rocker Stylist: Well, you're in luck because its WHIMISCAL WHISPY WEDNESDAY!
by Geekgirl and client May 8, 2013

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020
