Skip to main content

One Hand Wednesday

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017
mugGet the One Hand Wednesday mug.

Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020
mugGet the Clean Sheet Wednesdays mug.

i'd do it on a wednesday

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.
Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.
by balls bigger than yours September 4, 2013
mugGet the i'd do it on a wednesday mug.

Wasted Women's Wednesday

A wonderful excuse for girls (mostly sorority girls) to get drunk mid-week
Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"
by ehclingo April 30, 2012
mugGet the Wasted Women's Wednesday mug.

Whale shark Wednesday

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
mugGet the Whale shark Wednesday mug.

Wednesday november 18

Text your ex tell them why you think of them Wednesday November 18
by Lolyouknow November 18, 2020
mugGet the Wednesday november 18 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email