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vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.
“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”
by DiogenesLives January 1, 2024
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WED

not you being a wed
by oikjhgf July 11, 2024
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nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.
It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
by tehemonster August 7, 2011
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wedding wrights

Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.
“I’m gonna use my wedding wrights.” He said to his wife.
by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023
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Copy and paste wedding

A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.
Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!
by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020
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Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past
"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"
by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020
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Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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