vegetarian 

Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.

"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."

"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"

"You Vegetarian!"

vegetarian by Alex May 13, 2006

Vegetarian Vampire 

A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.

The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.

Vegetarian Vampire by Twilight Princess November 12, 2008

vegetarian 

People who forget that some animals can't evel feel pain, animals have been eating each other for billions of years, and that if a lot of animals got a chance they'd eat us even if we don't want to eat them.

vegetarian by Deahenle July 19, 2003

vegetarian 

gay people that are too woosey to think that eating meat might actually do some good and give you protein. vegetarians are gay cunts and they areall faggots, especiall David Clarkson

David Clarkson = gay faggot cunt

vegetarian by meat man March 21, 2005

vegetarian 

A subgroup of persons who fail to recognize that human beings established themselves at the top of the food chain eons ago. They also seem to enjoy incurring the wrath of rare vitamin deficiences.

Vegetarians are the most likely people on Earth to lack vitamin B12.

vegetarian by sadbuttrue September 25, 2004

vegetarian 

People who fail to realise eating animals is part of the food chain.

"Birds should not eat worms, foxes should not eat birds, vegetarians should be eaten by gorrillas"

vegetarian by Kay July 27, 2003

Vagetarian Fry-up 

The deviant sexual act of feeding a bag lady the yolk of a fried egg, served out of her clowns pocket with your womb broom. ergo. egg and toast soldiers.

sauces optional.

When I picked up Mustang Sally for sex, she was so hungry afterwards, she gobbled up her vagetarian fry-up.

Vagetarian Fry-up by Roger_the_cabin_boy January 23, 2005