A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
by oaul March 21, 2007
Get the van goghmug. *pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.
Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.
Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008
Get the van-handlingmug. Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)
She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)
Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)
Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)
Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)
Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
by Asiancoolkid123 July 5, 2019
Get the Van-boymug. A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....
by Vantheman#1 December 18, 2016
Get the van heathmug. by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003
Get the Pop's Vanmug. North van is probably one of the greatest cities to live in, and is better then Vancouver itself and it has a population of about 84,412 people and if you wanna live there prepare for it to get expensive
by North van March 16, 2016
Get the north vanmug. When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
Get the Van-dickmug.