by A country Motherfucker March 15, 2019
Get the Vanilla Unicornmug. A mystical company that originated in San Francisco in 2019, launched at Dreamforce with two unicorns outfits and has been growing at rate of 300% every month.
Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
by unicorns.hq February 13, 2020
Get the Chasing Unicornsmug. The ultimate vessel of all that is good in the world and beyond. It delivers rainbows to all the sad little orphans and shoots its marshmallow laser to destroy evil and sadness. Also has a pretty sick rainbow mane.
Hey, what was that flying past right before it started to rain marshmallows?
It was the space unicorn, traveling through the stars, delivering the rainbows all around the world.
It was the space unicorn, traveling through the stars, delivering the rainbows all around the world.
by warsy March 21, 2011
Get the SPACE UNICORNmug. Deep, untouched virgin snow that creates a magical euphoric feeling when skiing or snowboarding through it.
by GypsyLizzy March 30, 2010
Get the Unicorn Powdermug. A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
by Mrs Junior Johnson February 28, 2013
Get the unicorn providermug. 1. a mythical creature a that only exists in fairy tales and porn.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
1. Last night I took the white unicorn home and all my dreams were fulfilled.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
by krapperson December 1, 2010
Get the White Unicornmug. In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
Get the unicorn hairmug.