tori

Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the wall.

No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.

List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)

Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance

Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!

Person 1: gets run over by a bus

Person 2: Jumps off a bridge

by dont like JB?WANNA PIECE OF ME February 20, 2022

Tori

Tori is known for having the god of all penis’s. her dick is so fucking big even god himself is questioning wether he’s packing or not. tori’s will usually weigh more bc of just how outrageously huge her cock is. her back often gets sore bc of how humongous her shlong is.

guy 1- wow she walks funny

leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.

guy 1- seen?

tori- wanna see too?

leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫

by squeegee_mern July 30, 2022

a-viv-tori

in hebrew, this common expression means someone who is popular with the ladies or posses great sexual powers.
casanova like.
(probably originated from an arab word meaning great sword)

-wow, he's great with the girls
- yeah, he's a regular a-viv-tori

by gordon havo September 3, 2006

You got Tori'd

When someone irrationally accuses you of a ridiculous action based on very little evidence.

Boy: oh I went to the gym and saw (insert females name.)

Girl: oh yeah?! I bet you liked that. You probly worked out together and then went into a locker room and fucked her, didn't you?!? Didn't you?!?!? I bet you'd like that you sick freak. We're done. Don't talk to me.
Boy: ...?

Bystander: You got Tori'd fool!!! OHHHHHHH

by Stimhas March 5, 2013

torin

known as "squids". a person who masturbates with slimy sea creatures to experience what a "real pussy" feels like.

tom is a torin, he borrowed my mom's squid we were supposed to eat, but i found it in his drawer. wtf dude??

by the source April 5, 2003

torie

1. A torie is a term used to describe someone who is ugly and rude.

2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.

1. That person looks like torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.

by maxmilano2 August 16, 2011

Tonio

A junkie on the street

A mexican/cuban person's name

Slang for antonio

Look at that tonio man.

Hey Tonio!

by Kolitio October 25, 2006