Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Derpe

A gay dude

Aka Peder which means Gay in Serbian

AHAHAHAH he's derpe

by Mocking.Bird July 31, 2018

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Changed from the previous definition as no one uses this word anymore. Term Coined by Callmekevin 2.61 sub youtuber.

I was derping all night because of my asthma, and the man in my window that seemed to be Jim Pickens.

by CMK Community December 3, 2020

Johnny Derp

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.

Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023

derping

scared and coughing

"See? All that derping for nothing." -CallMeKevin

by dawnlemon December 3, 2020

Derp

A goof, someone stupid or rather tarded.

Friend: Why are you being such a derp.
Me: Uwhahuwhwhuahw
Friend: I’m glad that brick hit you.

by Ekishier May 29, 2022

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012