Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020

resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Zoom glüm

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.

I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom glüm is getting to me right now.

by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021

Zooming

Zooming can mean one of these things:

1. overanalyzing.
2. Moving fast.
3. To expand a size.
4. To doze off

1. "-Hey dude i found something interesting here. ~Seriously, thats just a visual effect. Stop zooming."
2. "The airplane is zooming in the skies."
3. "-Do some zooming on that image."
4. "-Your son is always zooming in the classroom."

by RAZ369 December 3, 2018

zoom mourning

The act of mourning over zoom or related services. A necessity which emerged during the lockdowns of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

I won't be able to gather with my family or community to mourn the victims of the Portapique shooting. We will be zoom mourning instead.

by mtlgirl April 20, 2020