cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener

After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

by cacadonalds May 6, 2015

birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.

1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”

by redcaboose May 24, 2023

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.

Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.

by Petrovski January 4, 2009

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020